Score: 8

"I liked it..."

submission: NEW LIFE- English version

date: May 23, 2008

but, it was just a little to short. A lot more could have went into this flash to make it great. I agree that this belongs on the front page but for as good as this was, I know you could do better.
A few things I would add: How did she get in the accident? Yeah, she was driving 90+mph but??? But what??? You tell me.
Also, I didn't like her pointy toe nails lol... That was just kinda creepy.
Also, what the hell happened in the begining? I'm assuming she got fired but, please, elaborate a little.

Thanks for reading!
Congrats on front page!

:D

-Argeist

Score: 9

"Chris Pontius"

submission: Skittles N' Dickz

date: May 21, 2008

Does rock but this flash would have been perfect if that old lady would have beat his ass with the cane... Or perhaps she could have whipped out a dildo and fucked him in the ass to follow more closely follow your... eh hem, uh, "story ... line" lol yeah thats it. Anyways... Great work you guys should definitly get together for more collabs, congrats on front page!

9/10
5/5

:D

-Argeist

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: Pineapples

date: May 21, 2008

I have no idea how this could possibly have made it to the front page but... I AM SO HAPPY IT DID... THis was really one of the best flashes I have seen on NG... It's just so real... I especially loved the ending credits music... I will say this however, next time someone fucks with my pineapples I am so challenging them to MK... Haha

10/10
5/5

Good work!

:D

-Argeist

Score: 10

"..."

submission: Moar Mudkipz!!!

date: May 21, 2008

Damn you for making this... I will give you 10 stars so you will hopefully get that underdog of the week award so you will go back to making good flashes.... Because damn it... This shit SUCKS! lol ... Honestly man, you can do better I hope to see it! I will say this tho... if you had an outfit with someone holding a gun to the mudkips head and him looking terrifried, then I would be happier.

Score: 7

"Wow"

submission: Hot Danish Webcam!

date: May 17, 2008

As dissapointed as I was to not see some hot girl get on the screen... That was a pretty good flash... It was just interesting enough to keep me staying until the end... But the 7/10 comes from the lack of substance... Either you need to speed the story up a bit or add more things to keep me interested. I mean It really kinda drew itself out but hey Way To Go!

7/10
5/5

:D

Score: 6

"Meh..."

submission: So i herd u liek mudkipz?

date: May 16, 2008

I'm gonna be honest... I'm probably your biggest "fan" on newgrounds and I gotta say this is pretty gay... I mean the idea and the work you put into it was terrific and I definitly couldn''t do any better but it seems to me that people generally start out with pathetic flash creations such as dress up stuff... I mean really the only "good" kind of dress up games are hentai... I would definitly have rated this higher if I had not seen the good work you can do ie: SKW ... Realy this is not a ploy to make you make another skw... I'm just giving you my honest opinion... I would hope to see better and better from you but it's like you went from that Doabarrelroll stint to this... At least you had a generally positive audience with that and sk, Just take it with a grain of salt your going downhill... If your really trying to go anywhere with flash animation stick to what your good at!

Man I feel like i'm betraying you somehow with this review but honestly I just want to see your talent utilized... I hope to see better things from you

6/10
2/5

:(

Score: 10

"Good Work!"

submission: Final Cut

date: May 15, 2008

I will say this however... Seeing this really shows me how sub-par your irod bad animation is... I mean don't get me wrong I was one of the first to review your animation and the first to mention how it would make it on the front page... But seeing this has opened my eyes to your talent... I really hope you consider remaking irod-bad and including the scene after the credits... Honestly that would surely land a spot on the front page too if you just gave your fans a message telling them to look out for it and vote... Good luck and I look forward to future submissions!

Score: 1

"Wow..."

submission: Managing Flash Pro 8

date: May 15, 2008

This "game" fucking sucked ass... I probably would have had more fun taking a shit... Seriously... Do you really expect people to have fun "playing" this fuck nut bull shit? I mean honestly is your life that pathetic where you had nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer and put this piece of crap together? Please do us all a favor and just throw your computer out a window and go find a girlfriend or something so we never have to see this type of unbearable garbage again.

Please note that this review was completley sarcastic... I just thought it was funny how you went off on that guy who said and I qoute "what is this. can it even be counted as a game?" I litterally lol when I read your response... To be completly honest if I was at all interested in making flash I would definitly refer back to this... Well done you fucking maniac!

lol Have a nice day!
:D

P.S. I gave it a 1/10 here just to make this seem real but I gave it a 5/5 where it counts!

Score: 7

"Not Bad..."

submission: Black Holes

date: May 15, 2008

As strange as it is to have posted an educational video on newgrounds... I liked it! I would hope that you plan to make a longer, better version of this in the future... (The actual black hole was shitty) But other than that well done... Good information, would definitly like to know more!

Score: 9

"Great Animation!"

submission: Chasing Cars

date: May 12, 2008

That was very well done... The only reason I gave you 9 instead of 10 stars is because the audio was sub-par it almost sounded like the track was slowed down slightly... I couldn't quite put my finger on what was wrong with it... But it annoyed me enough to know I had to write a review telling you this, my other thought is that it possibly wasn't snow patrol? I don't know... Or for that matter even care... The animation was great!

9/10
5/5

Well done!
:D